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Mon, Feb. 6th, 2006, 09:53 pm
your empty eyes divulge my fears

This is not who you were expecting. But who is that? i share my existence with dangerous tides. I look back into the darkness, and I see myself before an almighty mirror. A story is told. The rain outside is belittling my soul. Tampering with my existence, turning me into oil, that seeps into the black. Let us purge the innocence. The pain of the unknown and untouchable is making me bleed. Not from my fanny, but from my soul. Into the abyss I do wander. i search, i wander, i wonder. But nothing can repair this emptiness.

Take my hand, touch my soul, show me rivers, show me love, show me the way to perdition. I know not what I say. Only lies.

Mon, Jan. 9th, 2006, 03:44 pm

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coming soon to a brothel near you...

Wed, Jan. 4th, 2006, 09:00 pm
oh brother, where art thou?

and so the saga begins. the battle between love and hate, lust and disgust, the error of our ways and the jucies of our lips, fanny style.

it is all a story about narnia and if my penis is strong enough to stand up to the battle. if only it looked like this...

and had the personality of this...

maybe then my problems would be solved.

but enough about me. tell me about you. what are you wearing tonight? tell me its red & satin, cuntlips...

Sat, Aug. 6th, 2005, 10:38 pm

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Mon, Mar. 7th, 2005, 10:27 am

anus cunt. alyxs vagina bled for 3 days because of my large mangina.
sally doesnt need a strap-on.
holly is good in bed because of her two tongue bars.
anita is a cunt called pepito.
v-plates rule!
pip is a nasty ho, walliams.
alex needs vagina. or penis. or mangina.
hannah had sex on early saturday morning.
hana and amelia need inspiration.
janet gets off on harry's tongue, and boobs.
chrissy watches too much simpsons porn. oh oh ooooh el-barto...
lauren has chlamydia

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Tue, Jan. 18th, 2005, 03:09 am
fanny boom bah.


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Mon, Sep. 6th, 2004, 05:05 pm

RIP OUT MY BRAIN...anusCollapse )

Tue, Aug. 31st, 2004, 04:22 pm

Well, where shall i start, i know, The Datsuns, *BURRPRPPP*** excuse me wow, that tasted like sour milk interestining.....) hahhah cyclopes. Well The Datsuns were quite disappointing, HAH as fucking if, i have never been more blown away by a band live ever!!! seriously, The Strokes may have made me quite emotional, but in terms of atmosphere, these guys shat on The Strokes. HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKERS< JESUS CRAP SLUT C**T, me and rachel, yeah right on sista, front row in the fucking middle, middle of this weird ass fucked up crazy mosh pit (booby sweat isnt very nice to get rubbed on you) absolutley psychotic. We were as you can imagine BLOWN AWAY, deformed foetus child (aka Christian) right in front of us, yeah baby. It twas quite the swell night indeedy. i was so happy indeed that they played more stuff from self titled which made me quite the happy chappy indeed.

Highlights were thus; Lady, What Would I Know, In Love, Hong Kong Fury, Blacken My Thumb (yeah sista) and holy shit when they did MF From Hell, JESUS CARROT FUCKERS i and rachel went crazy, crazy youse mofo carrot. and Harmonic Generator, Fink For The Man and Freeze Sucker, words cannot describe how i felt that night. Beyond all expectations, and Dolf even saluted us through the windows *sighs*.

Yes that weekend shall not be one i forget any time soon. Oh hana, you should have joined us monkey shit, oh you really should have. we got to see Cats sniff suspiciously at dog poop, oh how it made me laugh. Cats make me edgy, they frighten me a lot, i don't think i will get a cat.

But now i must continue the writing of my children's book, yes children its time for mummy's PIRATE FACE, mummy has no teeth for you, NO TEETH FOR YOU. and mummy's EMBARRASSED face, i only get to see this face when mother passes gas accidently. SWEEL this book shall be, crayons are fun, especially old smelly ones, they smell like old person, not normal old person, REALLY OLD PERSON. stinky.

Sun, Aug. 29th, 2004, 01:36 am

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515f5u4ck5 y5ou 4h5an4a54. thats right. lovr

Wed, Aug. 25th, 2004, 09:49 pm

THESE MUST BE BOUGHT, even seperated into male and female suits!!!!!


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