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Wed, Aug. 25th, 2004, 09:32 pm



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Wed, Aug. 25th, 2004, 09:02 pm

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
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Mon, Aug. 23rd, 2004, 09:02 pm

bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
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Sat, Aug. 21st, 2004, 09:26 pm
sweet jesussss

oh my monkey butt, i have honestly never been more bored in my life. Today was going very well until around 15 minutes ago when my dad came by unexpectedly sighting the reason for his visit was that he needed to take away the television because he and his friends were going to watch Bollywood movies somewhere else. In saying this he proceeded to unplug the tv and carry it outside, by this point i had overcome my initial shock and i began to abuse him profusely. However this assault was to no avail, he told me that i watched too much tv anyway and that i should use this time constructively and perhaps do some work. As you can imagine this did not appease me in the slightest, on the contrary it only fuelled my hatred for that being at that precise moment in time. Before i had the chance to act he was in the car and off.
And another thing that has only added insult to injury, he decided the PERFECT time to take away my entertainment was literally in the middle of the women's badminton gold medal playoff, SWEET HOLY MAMA CRAP FUCKER CUNT DIRTY FUCKER. i am filled with the undying rage of a large bull right now.


So here i am, sitting, strumming my fingers on the desk, perhaps digesting some fats and enzymes, converting oxygen into energy in my lungs via the alveoli. Yes isn't exciting being a human. Wow, do you know what tastes really good together? Chocolate and BBQ shapes, really really nice, expecially when they are both well amalgamated with your saliva. Interesting flavours.

Yeah well i think that the above paragraph is quite the indication of how bored out of my FUCKING ASS i am right this instant. hmph, i think that this calls for more experimentation using foods, yes i am sure this will occupy me for a couple of hours

Farwell all youse monkey butts, youse guys watching tv, my eyes are WATCVHIONHH TOOOOO!!!OL

Tue, Aug. 10th, 2004, 02:27 pm
Was it ever me?

hello all my children. are you decent? are you hairy? are you quite dONE??! tell me father, is it all gone? down down down, no more to see.

"Bags, bags, bags, they are very useful things"
"If you didn't have bags, what would you use?"
"To put a lot of things in"
Yours truly NITYNAIA (anal)(jennifer)(atina)

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Farewell all that i can see, for there is no more in my lonsome heart, all has gone, dispersed unto the beauty of this canyon. Deep, deep, deep is the sorrow of my blood.

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LOOKY LOOKY CHILDREN!!! i am a lonely fish

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/alex_lovey/Karen%20pics/FISHY.jpg

EDIT FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! YOU DONT KNOW ME YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE! YOU WOULDNT KNOW TRUE POETIC GENIUS IF IT SMACKED YOU IN THE FACE WITH A PENIS. I HOPE YOU ALL DEVOUR AND THEN CHOKE ON THE LARGE PENIS THAT IS MY POETIC GENIUS. HOW DARE YOU, ANAL, BOTTOM OF A CUNTING, SMELLY, HAIRY, STICKY, ORIFICE THAT IS MOIST AND PURIFIED.

LOVE THOSE WHO.... FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Sat, Aug. 7th, 2004, 12:17 am
Can it really be?

My heart is on fire tonight, it has been touched by the burning sensations of the never ending flow of tiny crabs. They crawl, through the forest of my pubic hair. Foever ciculating around my body, everywhere, never sleeping, always itching. Was it me, or was it that special time with that special . She scratched, she screamed,, it hurt my anus. "Owwww", I screamned, but she continued, slowly it became more sensual. I want my nipple tweaked, hard now. Yes harder

By Alex :LPvegrpsve

Sun, Jul. 25th, 2004, 12:09 pm

herhherherher..
i like message boards with brody on them. it's fun. i love the bronx. so does she..i messaged her yesterday with some bronx lyrics, and she replied and i giggled like a little girl.

me: What's left of california?
brody: What's left of Los Angeles?
me: Sidewalks cry cause they're not as high
brody: Shooting old dope rich kid skies are a good disguise
me: Name my non existent ignuana
brody: No.
me: Okay, bro-dee.
brody: Keep it hush-hush, love.

She's said love twice to me now, it makes me pee myself.

Sat, Jul. 24th, 2004, 08:37 pm

Valentines Performing pigs is a unique, fast-paced act that consists of mini pigs doing tricks and incredible athletic feats on a very large stage. As music plays, the dazzling swiners dance, jump in the air, play catch with the audience, run up teeter totters, slam dunk basketballs, pop balloons, roll barrels and madly roar across the stage on scooters and skateboards! *GASP*





Sun, Jul. 18th, 2004, 02:26 pm

I have a legion of ravens whom i command to whisper sweet nothings into people's ears.

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